The sad part is that kids aspire to worthless pursuits like acquiring handbags and sneakers and diamond studs and iPhones and playing basketball instead of building great things. I mean what fucking life is bouncing a ball? I'd rather wear polished beer bottles but I'm not a shaman so I don't need to be decorated with crystals.
I'm pretty sure mattresses are also evil, and I am a big fan of Japanese futons, washable and foldable.
Carpet carpet is also evil, what's wrong with polished wood? It has worked for hundreds of years in Japan.