The evilest things in the western civilization besides suburbia are the couch, and the kitchen cabinets / by Mirena Rhee

People have kitchens with tens of cabinets in them as if they have herds of roasted pigs waiting to be put away. Why do you fucking need more than one plate per person? What kind of special utensils are you going to be chewing with?

Imagine The enormity of the atrocity of the thousands of suburban kitchens in the suburban homes. It's cabinets upon cabinets of evil, particle board of the destruction of civilization. It is just the fact that people need this just to chew lunch.

I think restaurants are the fourth evilest thing. Why would I want to go in a room to watch other people chew. Drinking and chewing is okay though I think. With friends.

Some ideas instead of kitchen cabinets:

Paintable wall space where you and your kids draw daily.

Aquarium without fish.

Space to make regular art installations at home with found objects.

Room to jump rope.

Room for your favorite hobby like carving sculptures from found wood.

Large books illustrated with the greatest art in the world.

Poetry books and empty journals to write poetry. Whatever poetic you found throughout the day you write it down.

A wall where you write your dreams in large letters daily.

A wall where you paint large cartoons of funny things.

A small zen garden that you could rearrange daily.

Maybe light sculpture.

Disco ball and a dance floor.

Maybe a swing or at least a rope.